Andy Roddick is a D-BAG

Andy Roddick, the last American player to win a Grand Slam – I’m talking about tennis not Denny’s you fatties – lost to Rafael Nadal in straight sets during the quarter finals of this year’s US Open.  Roddick didn’t’ lose actually – he got destroyed!  Andy Roddick is the most overrated tennis player of this generation and will probably never win another Grand Slam championship again.

He has only won one Grand Slam, the 2003 US Open, he constantly complains about the pettiest shit on the court – about the court surface, about the referee’s calls, about the fans — and to top it off he is married to a dime piece Brooklyn Decker (photo below).

He had a match stop for about 5 minutes in this year’s US Open because there was a small bubble under the surface of the court due to extreme amounts of  rainfall from the previous days.  The bubble wasn’t even in bounds and he could have played through it but he is a chump.  You make John McEnroe look bad.  Even drug addicted – crystal meth for the record – Andre Agassi is shaking his head.

As promised, here she is.

 

 

Damn she is hot! YEE-HAW!!  You don’t deserve her Andy.  Anyway Roddick, please, for the sake of humanity, hang up your tennis shoes and racket and let John Isner represent the U.S.A. in the small niche that is the tennis world.

 



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Jason loves running his mouth about topics he doesn't understand, being completely insensitive when he doesn't need to be and dumpster diving.

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